CARDS AGAINST HEDGEHOGS SONIC DECK - (UK) EDITION Black cards 1. “Behold, my latest masterpiece! The Egg __________!” 2. ___________ the Hedgehog. Original Character, do not steal. 3. Wild ___________ appeared! Pet its horn? 4. Blue streak, speeds by! ___________! 5. My favourite STC story follow-up was “It’s Raining ___________.” 6. The Robotnik/Eggman dispute was resolved by agreeing to simply refer to him as ___________. 7. “Get a load of ___________!” 8. In a lost issue of Archie Sonic, we saw Knuckles ask his Dad for advice on ___________. 9. “The servers are the seven Chaos. Chaos is power. Enriched by ___________.” 10. ___________ was so cute I had to shave it. 11. After losing the Master Emerald again, Knuckles is using ___________ to power the Floating Island. 12. “Euggh! That egg stinks! How long has it been in there?” “Oh only about six months… a little ___________ and it should be fine.” 13. STC rang Carl Flint on his ‘mobile’ but his personal masseur said he was too busy with ___________. 14. “I told you, I’m not made out of plasticine! I’m made out of ___________!” 15. “Okay, guys, we’ve no choice. We’re going to have to go to The ___________ Zone!” 16. In Ken Penders’ new stories, Lara-Su struggles with ___________ for the first time. 17. The free gift in Sonic the Comic 224 would have been ___________. 18. It turns out Sonic X-Treme was actually cancelled because of ___________. 19. Instead of animals, Dr. Robotnik is now using ___________ to power his Badniks. 20. When police scoured the STC Online servers, they were horrified to discover ___________. 21. Sega decided to reject ___________ as a Wisp power. 22. Collecting fifty rings and jumping will give you ___________. 23. “If we don’t stop Robotnik soon, there’s gonna be so much ___________!” 24. The final boss of the next Sonic game will be ___________. 25. “Let magic appear and spell me ___________!” 26. Sharper than a cyber-razor ___________! 27. The real reason Nack betrayed The Chaotix was the promise of ___________. 28. My second is in chips and fried tomatoes but not in ___________ or ___________. (Pick 2) 29. “Simplicity itself! Knuckles has a small implant in his skull which is tuned to the frequency of _________.” 30. “Free! Free at last! Now I will have my revenge… And destroy ___________!” 31. They made a vow ___________ would be found, Sonic Underground! 32. “Looks like I’m going to need some help to handle ___________! Chameleon!” 33. “I’m Shortfuse the Cybernik! I was once a normal squirrel until I came face-to-face with ___________!” 34. “That stuff that’s pouring in looks like ___________! The poison Robotnik designed to destroy his least favourite hedgehog!” 35. Plans were found that revealed the next generation of Metallix was going to be based on ___________. 36. “There’s an old legend, Sonic. It’s about the end of the world! The story begins with the appearance of ___________!” White cards 1. A hobo Sonic Chao. 2. That damn fourth Chaos Emerald. 3. Pingas. 4. Crisis City Zone. 5. Richard Elson’s magic fingers. 6. Lesbians in Space! ™ 7. Nigel Kitching’s nightmare Super Sonic. 8. Embraces from Ferran Rodriguez. 9. A titwank from Dr. Robotnik. 10. Dr. Robotnik’s tea party. 11. Sonic X Motobug slash fiction. 12. A full rectal exam from the Arach-Bot. 13. Dr. Robotnik’s saggy man-tits. 14. Ken Penders. 15. Sonic ’06. 16. Fucking puzzle levels. 17. Tekno porn. 18. Mixing up Nigel Dobbyn with Nigel Farage. 19. The death of Johnny Lightfoot. 20. Brutally murdering Set, the God of Death. 21. Brutally murdering Set, the God of Death. Again. 22. A whole episode of Eldorado. 23. Mr. Cuddle Bunny. 24. Micksy McTosis. 25. Some Tom W. Huxley bullshit. 26. Cedric the Elephant. 27. Miru’s very special Rouge folder. 28. That fucking Carnival Night Zone barrel. 29. Dying of Mobian Measels. 30. The real super power of teamwork. 31. Mr. Needlemouse. 32. Chewits. 33. A fucking cup. You slag. 34. Using all 50 of Super Sonic’s rings to pierce various body parts. 35. An overabundance of Sonic hentai. 36. Building new Cybernik armour out of a second-hand Fiat Picasso. 37. Sexy Big the Cat cosplay. 38. Solving a problem by running really fast. 39. Mutant hedge-squirrel babies. 40. Cakeday. 41. Planet Percy. 42. “RRRAAAAARRRGGHHHH!” 43. Stupid sexy Shorty. 44. Tekno’s exploding earrings. 45. Whatever Richard Elson’s Sonic kept throwing away behind him. 46. A red Sonic. 47. A pink Sonic. 48. A brown Sonic. 49. A blue Knuckles. 50. A brown hedgehog named Tonic. 51. A green Sonic with a cape. 52. An old Sonic in slippers. 53. A robot Sonic. 54. A hedgehog Mario. 55. #PetesWedding 56. Crab. C. Nesbitt. 57. The Spice Maidens. 58. Knuckles’ sweaty poncho. 59. Knuckles’ pet pterodactyl, 60. Having a massive dump in the Green Eater’s en-suite eye socket. 61. Being trapped with the Metallix on the Miracle Planet for an entire month. 62. #SonicsADick 63. Some machinery that looks like a TARDIS console. 64. A bacon tentacle plant. 65. The mark of Grimomen, the Demon Lord. 66. Kinputer snacks. 67. BumPenisPig. 68. The Mysterious Traveller. 69. A megatal cock ring. 70. The Thin Controller. 71. Turning the Fundamental Four into a pot. 72. RAVE! RAVE! RAVE! ALL NIGHT LOOONG! 73. A can of Koala Cola. 74. Sweating to death dressed as Bob Beaky in a tropical climate. 75. An angry snail. 76. Being a lot tougher than some people think. 77. The S-Word. 78. Porker Lewis' nightmare hands. 79. Ret-coning Rotors Gay relationship. 80. The genocide of the entire echidna race. 81. Jolly well closing the door for the third time. 82. Resurrection via bestiality 83. Arthur and Marge’s prize winning Sunday roast 84. Michael. Fucking. Corker. 85. Big the Cat’s humongous, spiny penis. 86. Evil ham! 87. A thinly veiled Lew Stringer-esque superhero parody. 88. Some filler plot about a village on the edge of the Whatever Zone. 89. The motherfucking Z-Monkeys. 90. An environmental message about the disease that is humanity. 91. Winking at nothing whatsoever as an adventure wraps up. 92. Radioactive meta-clay. 93. Reversing the polarity of the neutron flow. 94. Actually being to hold a conversation with tiny alien birds. 95. Slurp-A-Cheese. 96. A line of Badniks based on Nazis. 97. Getting Blaze Fielding’s top off. 98. Princess Kupacius’ crotch sweat. 99. Mega-coolness beyond belief! 100. The BARFmobile. 101. Cardiff. 102. The Disconcerting Decap-Man! 103. Fezhead & Skull 104. Turning into a midget in the future. 105. A super spin attack! 106. Eggs-asperating egg puns. 107. Kid Racism and the Coconogs. 108. Whatever is actually in that tank on Grimer’s back.